Dear Coffee,
You know I love you. I really do. But I think it's time you and I spend a little less time together.
I just think I'm becoming too dependent on you. Even when I try not to think about the two of us together, my thoughts inevitably drift back to you. And your scent. And what it feels like to hold you.
Okay, there I go again. See what I mean? You obviously don't need me in the same way. Can you honestly say you can't start your day without me? No. Our relationship is clearly out of balance.
I just need some space.
Don't get mad if you see me hanging out with Excedrin in the meantime. Yeah, I can admit it's a rebound relationship. But I'll have to do something to take the edge off of how much I'm going to miss you. Every... single... morning.
Love,
Me
Soooooooo funny. So, so, so funny. Hanging out with Excederin...Awesome.
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